I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
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I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
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Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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