Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
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Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
We're hate flirting, damnit.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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