I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
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Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
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im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Dick very happy bro
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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