Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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