HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
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This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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