margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
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She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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