I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am midnight drunk by noon
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Randomize