That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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