the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
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he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
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I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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