trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
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do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
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How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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