we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
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It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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