No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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