i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
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he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
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You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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