i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
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Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
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Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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