just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
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Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
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I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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