You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
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