fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
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I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
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Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize