that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
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Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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