i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
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Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
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I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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