Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
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I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
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I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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