we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
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The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
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I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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