6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
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I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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