I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
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You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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