So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
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Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
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I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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