I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
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Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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