There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
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Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
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Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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