paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
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Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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