I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
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Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
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Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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