In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
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Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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