we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
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debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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