Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
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I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
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Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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