we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
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I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
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I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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