I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
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Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
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I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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