people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
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I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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