Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
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The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
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Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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