Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
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Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
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Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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