Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
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If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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