I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
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Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
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She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
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