No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
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We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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