We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
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I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
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You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Randomize