Where did you get a picture of my penis
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
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I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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