1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
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Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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