she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
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Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
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cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
All I want is dick and wine.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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