Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
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we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
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He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
We're too hungover to prance.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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