Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
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My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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