My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
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It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
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A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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