Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
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Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
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Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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