Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
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How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
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She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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