is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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