Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
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He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
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Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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